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lolrider said: I’d say DMC as a whole is relatively cult. I’m embarrassed to say that I couldn’t beat the first boss in dmc3 >.>

well, the only DMC game that people really keep bringing up in a positive way is 3. 2 gets bashed and everybody hates it even tho it wasn’t really worse of a game than 4 and tbh, the hate for 2 made 3 look even better. also I think DMC3 is the only game of the series that really influenced other games (you could say 1 did that too but, more games followed 3’s example than 1’s). I feel like because of DMC3, the other games got elevated to cult status as well, but when was the last time you heard someone talk about DMC1 or 4 at length
also lmaoooooooooooooooooo no but I used to be scared of Cerberus and dread the fight too haha luckily, as with all of Capcom’s games, once you figure the monster’s pattern out it gets easy. the next step is to not get hit at all! which is a lot harder to do ahah

lolrider said: Well a lot of people like Vergil that’s for sure. I think a lot of people liked him because you had to unlock him though. It was showing off, partly. He has a cool aesthetic. More reserved than DMC3 Dante. Kind of similar to DMC4 Dante, actually

well, seeing how DMC3 didn’t actually have him as an unlockable character that’s kinda invalid.(if we’re even talking classic Verge rn lmao) he became playable in the Special Edition after being so well received. but yeah, after that he got even more popular that’s for sure. and it probably has to do a lot with ego, since he’s a lot stronger than Dante and it actually translates into gameplay. you could legit be the badass you admired before!! oh man. so good. (I’m so surprised he’s still such a popular character tbh tho. i guess that’s the nostalgia? he’s my #1 fav too but when I think about it, there’s no objective reason to like him better than, say, Archer)
also yeah, the whole Japanese vibe he got to him was just the coolest thing ever back in 2006 hahah. not only a badass character, but a badass character wielding the yamato spirit (and the aptly named katana to boot)! I bet if you got into DMC nowadays you wouldn’t be too blown away by the characters or the story, but back then it was pretty fresh and unused. I mean come on. DMC invented the stylish action genre. (THE GAMEPLAY THO. THAT AIN’T NOSTALGIA I’M FEELING, IT’S JUST THAT ON POINT)


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you ever notice a lot of stuff is considered poor and gross unless its upper middle class (white) people doing it

food trucks in the 90s were the realm of taco trucks and fairground food and were always considered unhygienic and nasty until all these rich city kids started opening food trucks and now they’re “trendy” and “innovative”

riding your bike to work is only considered geofriendly if you can also afford to drive a car but don’t want to, then you’re saving the earth, everyone else isn’t somehow??

recycling old cheap stuff to be used as furniture and wearing really old clothing is a sign of poverty unless you’re doing it a certain way or wearing a certain kind of old clothing

double standards are gross and you should expose them in your life as much as possible


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dad: come on, say daddy!
baby: t...da...
dad: !
baby: There are many types of monsters in this world: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster.